PB from HELL!

Oh my god!

No more doughnuts, bread, or anything of the like!

This morning while I was making scrambled egg whites, I decided to take a tiny bite of a doughnut. It's funny how the tiniest things become the biggest problems.

Anyway, so I take a bite of the doughnut. I don't think I chewed it well. I begin to feel stuck, but I've felt stuck before and it wasn't any big deal. I go to drink some orange juice because sometimes liquids do help when I get stuck a little bit.

OH MY GOD!

I start to burp, and then I kept burping, and then a little bit of orange juice comes up. THEN ORANGE JUICE COMES SPEWING OUT OF MY NOSE AT SOME INSANELY HIGH VELOCITY!

While I have orange juice shooting out of my nose, I realize that my eggs on the stove burning. So somehow, I stop the orange juice flow (kind of like when a horse can start and stop their labor.... or maybe not so much) and I start to take my eggs out of the pan. That is when I realized that I didn't want to eat them. So, they go into the trash on top of my orange juice sewage.

Blah.

Anyway, I go to work only to feel nauseated most of the day. I didn't eat anything until I got home. I started on some soft stuff and then I did have chicken for dinner. Blah. I probably should have stuck with liquids for the rest of the day.

Wow.

Never in my life!