If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts”

Crappy, crappy, joy, joy!

My day at work wasn't fun. I really don't like my job. I worked with all of the men. One day, I hope to be a boss, so when I give out assignments I'll give everyone shitty assignments. However, I know what a shitty assignment feels like. My bosses don't know what a shitty assignment is. If you don't know, you can't "sympathize." UGH!

I can't stand it when a bunch of fat people around me talk about diets. Do diets work? Weight Watchers says diets don't work. But if you're a WW's member, can you truly say diets work? Does anyone know how hard it is to "diet?" Leaving out sugar, carbs, pork, carrots, whatever... does it work? I remember being in 6th grade. I would put a can of SlimFast in a different bottle, and drink it for lunch. What? I was probably 12? 12 year old on SlimFast. I've been "dieting" since age 12. Since age 12, I've probably gained 200 pounds.

Ever done the Fat Smash diet? HA. I lasted a day! So, a bunch of fat people (wait, there was one small malnourished lady) sitting around a table talk about diets, and how they don't work. I brought up "diets don't work. you need to change your lifestyle." OOooOOooooOOoh! "Diets do work!" and then "yada yada yada..."

So, when I get this surgery, will I be "too fat and lazy to do a diet?" I've gotten more negative "press" from large people than skinny people. Jealous? I mean it's not like I won this surgery in a contest. It's not like I have a money tree in the backyard or rich parents. I am paying for this all by myself, and I've been do every freaking test all by myself.

I'm sorry. I'm just bitchy.